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Season 1
Nathan Provost
Justin Buckner
Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps - Epic Rap Battle Parodies Season 102:29

Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps - Epic Rap Battle Parodies Season 1

Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps
Vault vs Cole Cover
Battle information
Release date December 23, 2012
Number 1
Views 20,000+
Length 2:28
Timeline
Previous N/A
Next Mozart vs Skrillex
Other information
Actors Nathan Provost
Justin Buckner
Rappers Vault Boy BoxCole Phelps Box
Location(s) Street
Rain Sewer

Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps is the first episode of Epic Rap Battle Parodies. This is the first episode of Season 1. This battle features L.A. Noire protagonist Cole Phelps battling Fallout mascot Vault Boy. It was released on December 23, 2012.

CastEdit

LyricsEdit

Cole Phelps:Edit

Hello Vault Boy, I'm gonna kick your ass

I solve a lot of cases with this magnifying glass.

Your stupid little takedowns really make me wanna shout

I will use my gun, shoot you up, watch your guts Fallout

You're hated by everyone, you got shot in the face

You're such a little bitch, no wonder daddy ran away.

My name is Cole Phelps, hoe, from L.A. Noire

You look 6? 10? 12? Tell us how old you are.

You're such a dumbass, you can reach through that window

to unlock the door, but instead you use a lockpick and a cord.

Ouch, hear that burn? Ain't that a kick in the head?

No holes in the bowl, eat irradiated bread!

You let those stupid casino guys take your guns?

They probably heard about what you did to Megaton.

You're a villified vilian, I'mma take you in.

Have you freakin' question by my partner Herschel Biggs.

Vault Boy:Edit

My name is Vault Boy and I am a Swift Learner.

Your games are a little repetitive, chasing every damn burglar.

That game L.A. Noire is a Bloody Mess

I can run away them burglars with my Terrifying prescence.

I am called Lord Death, I'm a real lady killer

Maybe some intense training will help you swim through the sewers.

I'm a rad child, you're just a stupid piece of shit.

I solve cases on terminals cuz I'm a Computer Whiz.

All my companions make everything easy.

And guess what, none of them hate me.

I gotta strong back, I carry all of my junk

It's such a shame that you leave your pistol in the trunk.

Nuka Cola, Sarsapirilla, drinking Victory.

Between you and me, you're always crashing in a tree.

I will smack you in the face with my paralyzing palm

Stop screaming at the suspects and please remain calm.

Cole Phelps:Edit

Listen here little boy, shall I Truth, Doubt or Lie?

You woke up in a ditch with a bullet surprise.

Doing what I do makes me *chi ching*

I know where things are when I hear *ding ding*

Vault Boy:Edit

Oh please, you gotta washed out your ass

My currency is decent cause I have some bottle caps.

I have Nerves of Steel, you made Roy Earl a deal.

You'd blow his head off for dissing your friend, well guess what, I did, now go squeal.

PollEdit

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