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Nathan Provost
Justin Buckner
John Marston vs Niko Bellic - Epic Rap Battle Parodies Season 101:37

John Marston vs Niko Bellic - Epic Rap Battle Parodies Season 1

John Marston vs Niko Bellic
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Battle information
Release date January 15, 2013
Number 3
Views 10,000+
Length 1:36
Timeline
Previous Mozart vs Skrillex
Next Puff Puff vs Steve Smith
Other information
Actors Justin Buckner
Nathan Provost
Rappers Niko Bellic BoxJohn Marston Box
Cameos Roman Bellic
Location(s) Middle of City
Desert

John Marston vs Niko Bellic is the third episode of Epic Rap Battle Parodies. This is the third episode of Season 1. This battle features Grand Theft Auto IV protagonist Niko Bellic battling against Red Dead Redemption protagonist John Marston. It was released on January 15, 2013.

CastEdit

LyricsEdit

Niko Bellic:Edit

I am the baddest of the bad in the Liberty City

You're a drunken cowboy, whose cousin doesn't like titties.

I can ride my motorcycles and my mega sports car

Massacring hospitals, you can only shoot up bars.

When you get home, your wife smacks you in the face

I can get a million girlfriends with my online dates.

*ring ring ring*

Hello?

Roman: Cousin, let's go bowling!!!!!

Niko: FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T WANT TO GO BOWLING!!!!!

John Marston:Edit

Go back to Europe, you foreign prick

Or I will mess up your life, like I did Van Der Line's

I will stomp you with my boots, like I did with a cockroach

Go back in your little taxis, I'll relax on the stagecoach.

The Tw@ cafe, is the only twat you'll ever get

So here's one dollar, go ahead in...

You can't drive a car, or even a bicycle

Let alone four hourses on a wagon, doing a pull.

Niko Bellic:Edit

Cluckin Bell, Burger Shot, why don't you have both?

When the church bell rang, you got shot, what a joke

For god sakes you can't swim, what the hell man?

Your son Jack's a little pussy, can't even skin a damn elk.

Nobody likes you, you got betrayed.

Don't open the barn door, YOU'LL GET SPRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYED!!!!

John Marston:Edit

Stand over there, let's have a duel

You can't handle a gun bro, go back to school.

And your Roman Bellic? He is a damn retard.

24/7 he's always in the titty bar.

Doesn't matter though, I won this battle

Continue being poor, I'll ride my Saddler.

PollEdit

Who Won?
 
0
 
1
 

The poll was created at 13:33 on May 14, 2015, and so far 1 people voted.

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Epic Rap Battle Parodies Episodes
Season 1 Vault Boy vs Cole PhelpsMozart vs SkrillexJohn Marston vs Niko BellicPuff Puff vs Steve SmithHarry Styles vs Paul McCartneyTom Anderson vs Mark ZuckerbergThe Merchant vs The Happy Mask SalesmanHarry Potter vs Percy JacksonSteve vs JoeSlender Man vs EndermanTony Montana vs Al CaponeJack the Ripper vs Jeff the KillerTom Sawyer vs Huckleberry Finn
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