Harry Styles vs Paul McCartney is the fifth episode of Epic Rap Battle Parodies. This is the fifth episode of Season 1. This battle features a member of the Beatles, Paul McCartney battling against a member of One Direction, Harry Styles.
Let's all walk one direction, To break this dude's complexion.
I bet you when you see us , you get a massive erection.
The Beatles are old news. I'll stomp you with my Old Brown shoes.
So get your asses back in your Yellow Submarine cruise.
I killed John Lennon with my beautiful voice
Your audience is just a bunch of thirteen year teenage boys
We will never go in your direction, so get off our route,
we will rock and roll all your wives brains out!
Where do five gay guys walk? One Direction
When your fangirls see me, they all get erections.
You sound like a 12 year old boy trying to figure out autotune
Even Taylor Swift tells me I have more British meat than you
[The old audition is changed into random effects]
No need to hide the fact you are gay, just Let It Be,
Nothing makes you beautiful you "swaggy" prepubescent baby!
Crawl your ass back to the X Factor and admit your defeat.
Here, let's rock at my concert instead, take a seat.
[The hillside changed into the beach]
Who the hell are Ringo Starr and George Harrison?
You and those bitches against 1D? No comparison
Screw off, old gieser! Your time is done.
Quit making music and let us "Live While We're Young"
Your whole band is a joke, just a rehash Harry,
everybody knows you were influenced by me!
Yeah, Live while you're young, start screaming YOLO
But nothing will stop you guys from being extremely homo.