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Tom Anderson vs Mark Zuckerberg
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Battle information
Release date February 13, 2013
Number 6
Views 17,000+
Length 2:27
Timeline
Previous Harry Styles vs Paul McCartney
Next The Merchant vs The Happy Mask Salesman
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Actors Nathan Provost
Justin Buckner
Zander Kanack
Rappers Mark Zuckenberg BoxTom Anderson Box
Cameos Swagfag
Location(s) Digital Connection
White Board

Tom Anderson vs Mark Zuckerberg is the sixth episode of Epic Rap Battle Parodies. This is the sixth episode of Season 1. This battle features creator of MySpace Tom Anderson battling against creator of Facebook Mark Zuckerberg.

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Mark Zuckerberg:[]

Hello, Tom Anderson, it's time you take a look

Nobody uses MySpace, we all use Facebook

I looked at your profile, but where the hell did I go?

That update you made, it like....seriously blows!

I'll take that whiteboard and smash your face through that shit

When they bury you, I'll write: "Here lies a bitch"

You've got the empty space inspiration from where you like to jerk

I think it's time I show you the better Social Network

Tom Anderson:[]

Aren't you colorblind? That's why Facebook is blue

That explains why you can't see that I'm much better than you

My update sucks? Look at your timeline!

At least my website didn't cause a bunch of suicides

I have 200,000,000 friends, you can only have 5,000,

I'll make my site return, then I'll throw you over the mountain!

You dropped out of Harvard just to shit around the net?

I'll send your girl Priscilla Chan my personal friend request!

Mark Zuckerberg:[]

Listen here, Lord Flathead, you don't know how to hack

A decent, usable server is something you lack

Your website caused more deaths than the Holocaust

Myspace is a website that is more lonely than the island from LOST

I can gather my friends like sheep in a herd

All your stupid friends just forgot their password

You changed Myspace from black to blue?

Hell, even Google+ has more users than you!

Tom Anderson:[]

Your website became cancerous, just ask the swagfags.

I'd play that dumbass Farmville, but all it does is lag!

Bitch, this isn't tumblr, take off those "inspirational quotes"

You erase the funny jokes, but you keep the dead baby posts!

You can't even play music on your damn profile,

Your whole damn site's a magnet for pedophiles!

I made plenty of money, so suck my dick!

Your ass got beat? Ha! Tom Anderson likes this!

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Epic Rap Battle Parodies Episodes
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