Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps

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Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps
Battle information
Release date	December 23, 2012
Number	1
Views	20,000+
Length	2:28
Timeline
Previous	N/A
Next	Mozart vs Skrillex
Other information
Actors	Nathan Provost Justin Buckner
Rappers
Location(s)	Street Rain Sewer

Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps is the first episode of Epic Rap Battle Parodies. This is the first episode of Season 1. This battle features L.A. Noire protagonist Cole Phelps battling Fallout mascot Vault Boy. It was released on December 23, 2012.

Cast

• Nathan Provost as Vault Boy
• Justin Buckner as Cole Phelps

Lyrics

Cole Phelps:

Hello Vault Boy, I'm gonna kick your ass

I solve a lot of cases with this magnifying glass.

Your stupid little takedowns really make me wanna shout

I will use my gun, shoot you up, watch your guts Fallout

You're hated by everyone, you got shot in the face

You're such a little bitch, no wonder daddy ran away.

My name is Cole Phelps, hoe, from L.A. Noire

You look 6? 10? 12? Tell us how old you are.

You're such a dumbass, you can reach through that window

to unlock the door, but instead you use a lockpick and a cord.

Ouch, hear that burn? Ain't that a kick in the head?

No holes in the bowl, eat irradiated bread!

You let those stupid casino guys take your guns?

They probably heard about what you did to Megaton.

You're a villified vilian, I'mma take you in.

Have you freakin' question by my partner Herschel Biggs.

Vault Boy:

My name is Vault Boy and I am a Swift Learner.

Your games are a little repetitive, chasing every damn burglar.

That game L.A. Noire is a Bloody Mess

I can run away them burglars with my Terrifying prescence.

I am called Lord Death, I'm a real lady killer

Maybe some intense training will help you swim through the sewers.

I'm a rad child, you're just a stupid piece of shit.

I solve cases on terminals cuz I'm a Computer Whiz.

All my companions make everything easy.

And guess what, none of them hate me.

I gotta strong back, I carry all of my junk

It's such a shame that you leave your pistol in the trunk.

Nuka Cola, Sarsapirilla, drinking Victory.

Between you and me, you're always crashing in a tree.

I will smack you in the face with my paralyzing palm

Stop screaming at the suspects and please remain calm.

Cole Phelps:

Listen here little boy, shall I Truth, Doubt or Lie?

You woke up in a ditch with a bullet surprise.

Doing what I do makes me *chi ching*

I know where things are when I hear *ding ding*

Vault Boy:

Oh please, you gotta washed out your ass

My currency is decent cause I have some bottle caps.

I have Nerves of Steel, you made Roy Earl a deal.

You'd blow his head off for dissing your friend, well guess what, I did, now go squeal.

Poll

Trivia

General

• This is the series premiere of Epic Rap Battle Parodies.
• This is the only Epic Rap Battle Parodies to be released in 2012.
• Justin originally planned on this match up being an episode of XP9 Rap Battles.

Continuity

• This is the first season premiere of the series, followed by Nathan vs Justin, Gabe Newell vs Shigeru Miyamoto, Drake & Josh vs The Blues Brothers, Walt Disney vs Shigeru Miyamoto, and Charlie Chaplin vs George Lopez.

Production

• Justin Buckner filmed his parts after a Doomsday 2012 party he went to, where he also wore his Cole Phelps costume.

References