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Niko Bellic

Nathan Provost as Niko Bellic
Character information
Birth name Niko Belić (Croatian)
Нико Белић (Serbian)
Nickname(s)

Nikolai
Nicky
Jimmy
NB
Money
Niks
Mr. Mention

Born 1978
Physical description
Hair Shaved brown hair
Eyes Brown
Based on
Niko Bellic Original
Rap battle information
Appeared in 3 (Season 1)
49 (Season 3)
Vs John Marston
Release date January 15, 2013 (John Marston vs Niko Bellic)
July 22, 2014 (John Marston vs Niko Bellic (Remake))
Location(s) Middle of City (John Marston vs Niko Bellic)
Another Land Across to New York (John Marston vs Niko Bellic (Remake))
I am the baddest of the bad in the Liberty City
— Niko Bellic in John Marston vs Niko Bellic

Niko Bellic battled John Marston in John Marston vs Niko Bellic and John Marston vs Niko Bellic (Remake). He also has an annoying cousin name Roman Bellic. He was portrayed by Nathan Provost on both occasions.

Information of the Rapper[]

Niko Bellic (Serbian: Нико Белић) is a character in the Grand Theft Auto series who appears as the protagonist of Grand Theft Auto IV and a supporting character in The Lost and Damned and The Ballad of Gay Tony.

Appearences[]

Lyrics[]

John Marston vs Niko Bellic[]

Verse 1:[]

I am the baddest of the bad in the Liberty City

You're a drunken cowboy, whose cousin doesn't like titties.

I can ride my motorcycles and my mega sports car

Massacring hospitals, you can only shoot up bars.

When you get home, your wife smacks you in the face

I can get a million girlfriends with my online dates.

*ring ring ring*

Hello?

Roman: Cousin, let's go bowling!!!!!

Niko: FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T WANT TO GO BOWLING!!!!!

Verse 2:[]

Cluckin Bell, Burger Shot, why don't you have both?

When the church bell rang, you got shot, what a joke

For god sakes you can't swim, what the hell man?

Your son Jack's a little pussy, can't even skin a damn elk.

Nobody likes you, you got betrayed.

Don't open the barn door, YOU'LL GET SPRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYED!!!!

Trivia[]

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Epic Rap Battle Parodies Rappers
Season 1 Vault BoyCole PhelpsMozartSkrillexNiko BellicJohn MarstonPuff Puff HumbertSteve SmithHarry Styles (One Direction) • Paul McCartney (The Beatles)
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