John Marston vs Niko Bellic

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John Marston vs Niko Bellic
Battle information
Release date	January 15, 2013
Number	3
Views	10,000+
Length	1:36
Timeline
Previous	Mozart vs Skrillex
Next	Puff Puff vs Steve Smith
Other information
Actors	Justin Buckner Nathan Provost
Rappers
Cameos	Roman Bellic
Location(s)	Middle of City Desert

John Marston vs Niko Bellic is the third episode of Epic Rap Battle Parodies. This is the third episode of Season 1. This battle features Grand Theft Auto IV protagonist Niko Bellic battling against Red Dead Redemption protagonist John Marston. It was released on January 15, 2013.

Cast

• Justin Buckner as John Marston and Roman Bellic
• Nathan Provost as Niko Bellic

Lyrics

Niko Bellic:

I am the baddest of the bad in the Liberty City

You're a drunken cowboy, whose cousin doesn't like titties.

I can ride my motorcycles and my mega sports car

Massacring hospitals, you can only shoot up bars.

When you get home, your wife smacks you in the face

I can get a million girlfriends with my online dates.

*ring ring ring*

Hello?

Roman: Cousin, let's go bowling!!!!!

Niko: FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T WANT TO GO BOWLING!!!!!

John Marston:

Go back to Europe, you foreign prick

Or I will mess up your life, like I did Van Der Line's

I will stomp you with my boots, like I did with a cockroach

Go back in your little taxis, I'll relax on the stagecoach.

The Tw@ cafe, is the only twat you'll ever get

So here's one dollar, go ahead in...

You can't drive a car, or even a bicycle

Let alone four hourses on a wagon, doing a pull.

Niko Bellic:

Cluckin Bell, Burger Shot, why don't you have both?

When the church bell rang, you got shot, what a joke

For god sakes you can't swim, what the hell man?

Your son Jack's a little pussy, can't even skin a damn elk.

Nobody likes you, you got betrayed.

Don't open the barn door, YOU'LL GET SPRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYED!!!!

John Marston:

Stand over there, let's have a duel

You can't handle a gun bro, go back to school.

And your Roman Bellic? He is a damn retard.

24/7 he's always in the titty bar.

Doesn't matter though, I won this battle

Continue being poor, I'll ride my Saddler.

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Trivia

General

• The music is same like the episode of Epic Rap Battles of History, Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood

Production

• to be added

References

• to be added

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